Trickier than a squirrel running on a telephone wire

Courtesy of Josh, I watched a copy of the weekend's Barcelona vs Real Madrid soccer game, covered by American TV station GolTV. I thought I'd seen a lot of wacky colour commentators (nearly all of them Scottish or Northern English), but they've got nothing on the one they had for the Barca-Real game: Ray Hudson. With such excitement and such willingness to make up analogies on the fly, I'm proclaiming him as the Murray Walker of soccer. At first, you think you can't stand him, but by the end, his enthusiasm becomes endearing and his nonsense entertaining!

So here's a shoutout to Ray. Be sure to check the Wikipedia page for a fair few notable quotes.