Nugget of Wisdom?

Hey guys, sorry I haven't checked in with anything insightful, but I had a big Easter weekend. Following the weekend, there was a pile of work that wasn't done, so I've shafted the blogging side of things until I get it all controlled a bit more. I haven't got any special stories to recount, but I did stumble across a few pieces of wisdom in the last few days.

I discovered that: "The epitome of tolerance is a dial-up Internet user."

Gary from work advises: "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."