I Demand Sleep!

Once again sleep eludes me, in the same way I would elude the buskers on trains. Well, clearly not the same way - obviously buskers don't sit in front of me and wait until I cease ignoring them, normally they get the point quickly. Hey, analogies don't grow on trees, people! Cut a brother some slack. I blame my ineptitude on the recent influx of management speak that's corrupting my vocabulary. If we don't get all our ducks in a row, how can we expect to facilitate the enabler? (Mad props to Josh)

Frankly, I have no real sense of schedule at the moment and I think it's left my body in quite a state of confusion. In terms of food, I've stopped following a routine (the whole breakfast, lunch, dinner thing) and just eating when I'm hungry. However, it's not so easy to apply that "act upon direct need" concept to sleep, as I'm not quite sure I can have a cat-nap at work over lunch or between tutorials at uni. Although it does seem popular to use the Systems Architecture lectures to catch up on some Zs...

I can't believe I haven't learned how to shut my brain off yet. I can't believe after 21 years, I'm unable to control my own sleep needs. But I can believe it's not butter! All these uni days that go to 9:30pm, plus all the work I seem to be thinking about, are really messing with me. Hopefully this blog is so boring it puts me to sleep. Either that, or I just could put the English language to sleep...for good! pWNeD LOL j00 ROFL N00B pHAgZ AM T3H gHeYeReST!!1~1!2!!

I think you can tell it's just past 3:30am as I'm writing this.