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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Another day passes, another person tells me offline that they read my blog. How many others are there that haven't told me or haven't commented? It's great that people read this blog, that's actually kind of the point, but you know, I didn't convert over to Blogger because it's easier for me. No, nein, non, quack quack quack. I did it ... for you. Because ... I love you. Well, not you obviously.
It was due to public demand (both of them) that I gave you the right to a voice. For you to waive that right is like you're eavesdropping in on my thoughts unannounced. It's people like you that take your freedom for granted. I just worked it out. You're a terrorist. A filthy, possibly French terrorist. I should run you over with a Zamboni.
Wait...this cannot be. Maybe this is bigger than you, me or terrorism. This could just be a diversion by my nemesis, the Sun. Curse you, Sun, you bastard! Stop corrupting my readers with your deceitful gamma rays! Ssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn!
This rant-on-demand was brought to you by Leigh. If you've got a topic that you know really grinds my gears, or yours, or whatever, comment or mail me.
5 comments to this post
You know what really grinds my gears?
Eskimos. Fuck you. You want me to call you Inuit? Thats 3 vowels in a 5 letter word you pretentious cunts. Go sodomise yourselves with whale blubber and then be GAY.
*ahem*
Like, advertise my blog, bitch.
w00t!!
That post was Great-tastic!!
You know what really grinds my gears?
That Lindsay Lohan.
Very impressive rant Josh! Your blog has always been in the links section on the right. I know the first anonymous post was Leigh, cheers buddy!
You can choose "Other" as your identity and type in your name rather than being anonymous, unless you want to stay that way.
You know what really grinds my gears? The distinct lack of old blogs and/or Central Australia Diaries on this site.
Come on Pat, your legions of dedicated fans are salivating with anticipation!
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