War On The Sun: 1-1

That sun is just sitting up there laughing at me! Laughing! Laughing and lying! I knew I should have bought sun insurance. But pointless rants aside, I got sunburnt on Tuesday, my first time since declaring "War On The Sun" earlier this year after getting sunburnt Briony's going away party. You know, like the "War On Terror".

I can barely go outside in Summer without getting burned somewhere, but this time I'm not taking that crap. Even if I have to stay locked inside, I am not going to lose this one! I don't care if you provide light and life to the planet, you're a jerkwad and I hate you. I "beat" the sun at golf a few weeks back and lost playing volleyball during lunch at work. So it's 1-1. You bastard.

And here's one for the white supremacists: good going, douchebags. The hole in the ozone layer's only getting bigger, I think we need all the help we can get, rather than your creepy in-breeding. How the fuck have pasty white people not evolved to cope with this shit? You know, in times before roofs?